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#You was just another nigha on the hit list download

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like the most in me: my pretty face or my sexy body?” He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor.” I hope you won’t be saying that to your wife, or if you do, may God send you a gorgeous mistress if that happens.Please share a roasting quote picture below to Pinterest.It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once. Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.You should really come with a warning label.Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself.I’m sure you’re gonna like these roasting lines because they’re brutal yet witty. If you want more good roast lines and other awesome stuff, check out 35 funny Spongebob roasts, quotes, and jokes. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being. If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you’re just an ass.I’m not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach.

I do when I enter, you do when you leave. If you’re offended by my opinion, you should hear the ones I keep to myself.Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?.I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.It’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.I keep thinking you can’t get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong.Your face is fine but you have to put a bag over that personality.Maybe you should eat make-up so you’ll be pretty on the inside too.Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.I suggest you do a little soul searching.You may also enjoy a bonus video below about the celebrity roasters. If you like these savage roasts, you’ll also like this list of really funny comebacks, insults, and burns. It’s scary to think people like you are allowed to vote.Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.I’m sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.The people who know me the least have the most to say.90% of your ‘beauty’ could be removed with a Kleenex.

#You was just another nigha on the hit list download

Is there an app I can download to make you disappear?.My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.I might be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again!.You sound reasonable… Time to up my medication.I’d smack you, but that would be animal abuse.If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.

You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.

I’m visualizing duck tape over your mouth.

You’re entitled to your incorrect opinion.

I’m jealous of people who don’t know you.

You have more faces than Mount Rushmore.

I have heels higher than your standards.

My hair straightener is hotter than you.