Now, it's long been a truism in the pundit business (the ones who are actually paid handsome sums for their work, to be clear) that it really doesn't matter how many times you get things wrong. In other news of media idiocy, we have the New York Times. Sorry to bring corpses back into the conversation, but looking at the long-lived nature of the family genes, and considering how long Prince Charles has been waiting for his turn, little Georgie is going to be a very old man before he ever wears the crown - he's just never going to be a 'boy king,' so sorry. The worst idiocy of the 'reporting' was the repeated use of 'boy king' to describe the newborn, since that kid isn't going to be king until almost every single reader of this column is long dead. If you listen hard, you can almost hear the late-night writers begging her to run again! After all, we had so much fun the first time!Īs for the news media, they all absolutely swooned over the news of a royal baby in England, momentarily forgetting that we actually fought a war so we don't have to pay attention to such silliness here in America. But there may be even better material right around the corner, as it was reported that Christine 'I'm Not A Witch' O'Donnell is considering another bid for the Senate in Delaware. The late-night comics are certainly having a field day with the stench of Weiner, that's for sure. We'll get to the adventures of 'Carlos Danger' later, I promise. My contribution to the fun is quite possibly the most awesome segue I've ever had the honor to write: 'In other news of the corpse-like stench of misshapen penises, let's check in with Anthony Weiner's campaign.' Well, OK, the jokes just write themselves this week, don't they? Have at it in the comments, as always. I mean, how could you possibly joke about a corpse-like stench. area who are inclined to visit the blossom before it shrivels up, and not to inspire any jokes in the comments or anything. We merely note the event for those in the D.C. Botanic Garden is currently experiencing record-breaking crowds eager to see - or, more accurately, to smell - the blooming 'corpse flower' (or amorphophallus titanum, which - no lie! - translates to 'giant, misshapen penis'). While it may seem like that headline refers to yet another poll released which proves that Congress is held in lower esteem than dead bodies (dead bodies are actually now enjoying a resurgence of support, due to the proliferation of zombies in pop culture), it is in fact nothing short of literal. Alaska’s Ranked-Choice Voting Put To The Test.

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